Weird-All-Yanko'witch'

Sneak Peek

2011-03-03T10:55:00.000-08:00

Dedicated to roll nos 1 to 34

Vinay ki Gaadeyan, Shanti ki saadiyan
kemmangundi ki woh haseen pahadiyan
chada tha josh to become a computer engineer
ban gaye sab jugaad ke pioneer

Freeda Reshma ne likha aise bug ka code
4 saal tak debug nahin hua saala code
Aalas bana jeene ka tareeka
CtrlC , CtrlV hi tha sabne seekha

Classes, Grades ki moh maya se bahar
Mata Ne chune Poker ke dwaar.
Football,daroo main aisa dooba akok
Room hi ban gaya uska swarg lok.

Aoe ne kiya bahuton ko behaal
anil ne liya college se withdrawl
Amlan ne kiya class main doubts pe emphasize
Mphasis ne kiya usse sympathize

Slime ke process ne kiya dhoni ko clean bowled
Anushree and Anirudh ne kiye ek doosre ke hands hold
Bear aur Tugge the baaloon se pareshaan
Ek thi kheeti aur ek tha registaan

Chul bul Pandey ka tha Dabangg
MBA and Reshmi Rumaal ban gaye the uski Umangg
Lala ne ek pic ke liya thi apni shirt kholi
Kisini isi baat pe thi uski group pe m** c**di

Arjun Singh ne basketball match main thi mutthi maari
uske peeshaab se pareshaan thi class saari
bacche ne kiya andriod ka prahar
yaragati ne kiya haripal se emotional atyachaar

chandragupt aur ashoka ne kiya kart ko flip
bakhre ne ki is sem ki har ek class miss
darshan aur chinmay ne kiya badminton main naam roshan
pais ne kiya chiranjeevi ka soshan

Appi ne likhi aisi app'liki'ation
Happy Diwali bana day of frustration
Jhansi thought of becoming gay
Honeybees wished the couple with dismay

Chiru ne kemmangundi main kiya apne dil ka izhaar
ladkiyon ka kiya usne saamohik bal***k**r
sardar ki pagg main hui transformation
Parjun ki bad gayi sutte se addiction

Shenoy bana films club ka baadshaah
ewin ki thi hamesha basketball torurnament ki trophy pe nigaah
despite being placed in tally dhivya opted not to remain talli
daaru peeke ban jaate hain sab bruce lee

major project main hui leena ke saath tragedy
nahi the uske paas aur koi strategy
kirti ne kiya 'bhonsadi ke' ko popularize
harshit ke liye CS hi bani daily exercise

craig ne football aur desktop ko apna saathi banaya
madhura ne apple vodka pe hi poora saal chalaya
madan ne guitar se sabke dil ko chua
manju ke dil main liki ke liye bahut kuch hua

majhi bana bacche se insaan
daaro ne liya uske jeevan main prasthaan
hebbar har ek class main hai soya
hum sabne ek atoot rishta hai boya.

yadd rahegi woh department se movies ki downloading
assignment ki copying aur bandwidth ki tunneling
lalu,nilu,pilu aur shet, the moments we liked, the moments we hate
this is a story of some amazing classmates.

if somebody feels hurt after reading this feel free to patronize the health center :P

It wasn't me afterall

2009-09-02T09:54:00.000-07:00

Ever since the 5th sem started I was wondering what the hell happened to me. Was it the Goriya effect, was it the ASS syndrome or was it just the lack of sufficient sunlight. Finally I realised it was just the Guru-Shishya knowledge transmission process. I must say I'm a nice disciple learning every virtue being taught by my Guru.
Guru: Some arbit Qn.
Shishya: Sir, It depends on the platform
Guru: How can it depend on the platform, there is just one platform in the class,the wooden platform.
Shishya: ????? @#$%^& !!!!!!!

Guru's Moral of the day story- Nilu, lalu,Pilu and me were chuddi buddies. One day pilu calls me home for dinner. I get surprised to see Pilus wife being almost triple the size of Pilu. Embarassed to ask then I ask him the next day about it. Pilu replies 'Keep the problem small'...!!!!

Guru: another arbit qn
Shishya: It depends.. (realises what he just said)
Guru(yet again) :How can it depend.We already celebrated Independence day on August 15th, next celebration is 26th of January, very very far away...

Guru (asking on of his arbit qns to a poor soul): Sumthing
Shishya: Sumthing
Guru:Answer to the point. You do not say there was a big cat, and a little cat, and then her aunt had a wall, and she made a hole on the wall, a big hole and a little hole, and the big cat went in the big hole and the little cat went in the little hole, and then her mother's grandmother said to her aunt..."

Some lessons learnt:
Guru's qn: Which is the best search technique??
Shishya: www.google.com
Guru's Qn:How does a mouse driver work?
Shisya: Left click and right click

Finally my classical one: Why is Guru a bad player??
A: We all gave him Yellow Cards( The course registration form)

Yeh toh lousy hai lousy faltoo..!!!!

Pee-Jay

2009-08-04T10:48:00.000-07:00

Being in comps doesn't really imply a carefree life. We have to find some worthwhile ways to beat the joblessness which haunts us from time to time. Being Gori's wingmate and sitting next to Arjun in the OS class proved fruitful atlast. I finally found the answer to "joblessness, boredom and procrastination " , its not 42 or any other random number, its the holy art of 'PJ'ing(aka Pee-Jay).Thanks to me many people remained awake in the class today. Here are a few classical ones by me in todays OS class:

Q. When is a person most decent?
A. After a shower as all the scent he has put goes off and he becomes "de-scent"ed

Q. Which is the worst modem company?
A. D-Link ( as its de-links all the connections)

Q Why do surgeons like Windows?
A. Since it is a nice "operating" System

Q. A mouse and a fox were in a Jungle, when fire broke out. Who has a better chance to stand the fire?
A. Mouse, since it is a 'hard'ware and Fire'fox' is a 'soft'ware

Q. The mouse and fox find a pond near by, and they jump into the pond. None of them knows how to swim. Yet the intelligent fox survives. How?
A. (If you are a compscian-)It set the overflow flag and hence escaped.
(else) it could surf

Flaunt your middle finger with pride

2009-04-30T23:30:00.000-07:00

This would seem weird but they don't have a choice. This time around the election commission is marking your MIDDLE finger with indelible ink as a proof that you have casted your vote. So you may proudly show your middle finger if you have casted your vote, also don't get enraged if you see your favourite politician or filmstar showing around his middle fingers in news channnels and dailies. Its just the ink, and not their inner feelings!!!!

Orkut turns snake-friendly........

2009-04-25T07:53:00.000-07:00

Guess the orkut guys are acting weird these days. They let you shed your skin and let you put on a new one. Orkut seems to be in a mood to expand its base beyond human species and are trying to woo snakes and other reptiles. Great going Orkut. Start feeding ‘em more donuts!!! J

Part 2

2009-04-24T05:32:00.001-07:00

07COXX has always been associated with some of the finest individuals existent on earth. We planned on having a branch T-shirt and later thought of going on a trip etc etc. Nothing except the “OFFICIAL comps booze party” capitalised. Thanks to Rohit, many people stood high and tall throughout the semester. He was truly the “Joint” con of comps. Then there were attempts make the “sun” shine brightly in “local” areas, but unfortunately it rained. Moral of the story: Lick the candies while the sun shines. Ps: not wishing someone on his birthday is equivalent to a heavy downpour [:P] Seriously would miss the GTalk status message war S1E01 wherein Mr. Sun was belted from all the ends. The “Yuck-thuu “ Jodi entertained many back benchers with their highly disgusting antics. I was fortunate enough to witness it just once, but truly that single experience itself was truly Yuck, thooooooooooooo. It was also noticeable that Miss Topper has been spoiling our Higher Grade Human this sem. That poor chap speaks nothing but webclub and CompSci these days. Miss Topper beware, he might be a threat to yourself.. [:P] And ya miss Topper, learn the virtue of C2D , read 5 point someone atleast now. I assure C2D helps maintaining healthy GPA’s. When I asked one friend of urs for help in a PDC test I got “Get Lost( With a wicked smile on her face)” as an answer to it. I even thought of writing it down as the answer since I didn’t have any better answer on my mind. [:D] “Birla ke darshan” to the class got rarer than before, many people actually forgot his face. What was surprising was Yashil frequenting the class more often that before. Guess he lost his umbrella and got overexposed to the sun shine. Really funny things happened in the corridors of the MB. Someone called someone something in the corridor and unfortunately that the 2^nd someone heard it. Lets see if its outcome gets reflected in the 1^st someones CGPA or not. :D Then there was yet another someone who chased the true love of his life all the way from the corridor right upto the postoffice and came all the way back without saying anything to her. What a waste of energy i must say. Neways finally at a later occasion that someone mustered enough guts to dedicate a rose to her in the SJA. Hope she remembers! And ya Mr. Someone, do check out Mayank’s curriculum booklet and ask him about the rose-like object being preserved in it.. :D Comps is slowly turning AoE crazy and can proudly boast of quality players like SpiderReddy and Riders. Cs and DoTA also turned many ppl on. For someone like Parjun life is made up of just 2 things: DotA and sleep. Also, ppl beware, there is a contagious disease being spread in our class which goes by the name “ASS”( Arjun Singh Syndrome). Its symptoms include cracking the cheapest jokes one can ever imagine, pilaofying any person in vicinity of u and periodically asking doubts in the class. A possible cure to this symdrome is to get drunk, go to his room and pilaofy him as much as possible. pS: this cure is tried and tested, but unfortunately it had a negative effect . However research is still on to cure this syndrome. Also a special word of thanks to Ewin for the doubts asked during the MPI project demo seminar. It was fun to see someone getting belted. :P

CR elections were the times when the unity of the entire class was actually tested. Noone was willing to stand against Tushar but when he stepped down there were 13 of us to battle it out. Eventually Mayank fought his way to victory in the battle of the 2 MA-‘s but the winning margin was sleeker than expected. Long live the party politics- floating votes equilibria...!!! Whatsoever it be the point is that yet another deserving person becomes the comps CR. It was actually a win-win for the floating junta, either Mayank or Madhur both were equally chilled and capable.

Comps farewell followed the CR elections. We actually gave our seniors a decent farewell, thanks to me n many more.. [:D] Someone in black dress came all drunk and someone in white dress was trying hard to control the not-at-all-drunk lady. Suggestion to the lady in white, please start drinking so that the lady in black gets a company.[:P]

In between there were Engi and Inci. Engi people thought really hatke while designing the Engi Tee and Inci was beyond any human form of expression. Ganjawala bored people to death . Chinnappa was however terrific , esp. For the House lovers. However I believe Inci ’08 was way too better than Inci ’09 – reasons being KK and incidents that happened in my life during Inci ’08 [:P] However overall S4 was awesome. They left being yet another set of happiest moments of my life.

S4....the way it rolled by...Part 1

2009-04-24T05:31:00.000-07:00

After being so jobless in the 3rd sem there was a deep desire to be even more jobless in the 4th sem, and fortunately this wish of ours was totally granted. We just couldn't have asked for more. 2 namesake labs, 2 half days and the best thing of all : fridays off. Even the IT junta wouldn't have ever felt so jobless. Also this time we, or atleast the lecturers, were sure of the subject they were teaching. It so didn't happen that we started up with Information Security and ended up learning Information Systems [:P]. After a month long winter break, the minds were still frozen and lost. As the lectures progressed a dense layer of Haze used to engulf the eyes, which was strictly due to the chalk dust, cold weather and frozen minds. Lectures were so damn interesting, you never felt asleep and you understood each and every word of what was being taught :P For beginners who still haven’t caught on the habit of listening to lectures I would strongly recommend listening to HOD's lectures, they were my favourite when it comes to understanding stuff.
Well as mutually decided by all the NID's , 4th semester started a week late for all of us. It wz more like a NID mass bunk, which worked out well as nuthin worthwhile happened in the first week. The first day of 4th sem started with research paper submission by KC. That was the day I felt Oh Holy Lord...we are engineers, we've gotta be writing something much more useful and less weird unlike this crappy blog of mine. Theory of Computation taught us to differentiate between a greater grade human and a lesser grade human. It also meant no butter roti's in the mess on Wednesdays. Also we learnt a new word in his class- GoK, God Only Knows what it means, I guess Government Of Karnataka.. [:P] MPI sounded scary in its initial phase with BRC's latest seminar evaluation scheme. There were high hopes among all that this wont last for more than 2-3 days. But proving everyone wrong BRC went ahead with it and as an outcome the entire class decided to study and come prepared for his seminar sessions. Greater grade human's doubts provided tonnes of open discussions in the MPI class. PDC was more like Proxy Direct Connect. All that mattered was some reliable friend of yours sitting in the class n givin u a proxy. PDC classes were fun with HoD's small talk which used to make us feel proud of our department. His talks on departments placements profile and IT industries positive growth rate in India used to be really encouraging. We also realised that our department had the potential to track down IP addresses etc etc. Can’t say more, might lead me into a controversy!! :) Actually the entire semester was like a simple boolean expression which could be further simplified using a Karnaugh map. CG and OT were the “don't care” cases in that Karnaugh Map. Open book tests which were conceptualised by KC were actually implemented by Frieda Ma'am. Endless class cancellations and test postponements were the highlights of these subjects. Sudarshan sir was just like our peer. Guess he realised the hardships we had to go through in waking for the 8 AM class in the morning, as an outcome of which the 8 am class started at 8:20 "officially", which meant wake up at 8:20 and be in class by 8:30 :D
CG lab xam was more like a record breaker for the class- every single person got the output, thanks to various efficient data transfer and mass storage techniques :P End sems were the "one night stand with books "time. You get to see so many alien/foreign author books. But seriously it was fun reading Forouzan. It had so much of weird stuffs like traffic conditioners (revelon..???),leaky buckets (m-seal/fevicol..??),, Quality of service (ISI/BIS Hallmark..??),etc etc. CG endsem was the moment when I was so close to my first academic nightout. Damn the sleep Gods, I ended up sleeping from 3am to 7am. OT exam just exemplified the usage of "Bahut maara maari hai!!", wid ppl trying to mug as much as possible in an effort to get a AA in atleast OT. Governed by Nishant Statistical GPA Measures that was the only subject in which i could have got an AA, but thanks to exam time blank-out I screwed it up big time. After having bore the brunt of ruthless end-sems finally here are 3 months of glorious time chill and relax ..

Some of the 1st yrs 'class'ical snaps

2008-11-10T23:18:00.000-08:00

Sleep sleep n more sleep......
This one was taken on one fine afternoon of Vivek Sinhas ( the bihari babus) class......

Surya in ApMech class.......
Probably trying to test the efficiency of his nose as a levers fulcrum... :-)

Chandra Sleeping in Sharmila ma'am class.....
One big achievement dude.....

Akok and Gaurav Shenoy getting 'Murugan'fied...

Thats Gowda grabbing a nap........

And as for Vidhwath nothing new....sleeping as usual.. :P

Lack of civic sense, social irresponsibility or simply weirdness.....?????

2008-07-11T11:10:00.000-07:00

From a 'developing nation' a decade back , India, today, has emerged as one of the decisive nations shaping the contours of the world's financial market. The very fact that India is rapidly growing into an educational , financial and industrial hub definitely makes every Indian feel elated. 'Brand India' ,today ,has got that essential essence and flavour that it has been craving for since long. It has got all that rosiness into it which can make it acceptable and salable in the international market. With the digital divide getting narrower , the Comfortability Index too seems to be at its level best. All these are but just one side of a half-polished coin. The other side of this coin still remains unburnished.
The lifestyle , the dressing sense, the technology, everything has changed but there is still one thing that remains the same even now- and that is peoples mentality. I would rather say people still tend to be 'weird' when it comes to grave issues pertaining to the betterment of ones own life. Where else in the world would you find people spitting in places with boards saying ' No spitting here, PLEASE ' hanging just above the spot or dumping garbage where a board reads ' Dumping Garbage here is strictly Prohibited'. It is not that we dont have sufficient places to dump garbage or spit , it is just that we dont want to. We have got this weird way of thinking- everyone is dumping garbage over here, so why should I be a rare exception. No one wants to set an example, everyone just wants to go the conventional way of getting at things.
How many of us have a tendency to jump a traffic signal if these is no cop anywhere in the sight...I'm sure there would be quite a many. Generally it would not be that we are in a hurry, its just that we give room for such weird thoughts to creep in our mind.
Take the example of NITK - we do speak a lot about its crippling infrastructure, lack of faculty etc but then have we ever suggested to the authorities anything that would revive the college infra. We all love to complain but no one comes forward to draft a solution for the problem. I would like to echo what A C Hegde told in the class once- We do keep speaking of poor, ill-qualified faculty teaching us , but does anyone of the 'apparently' highly qualified us come forward and take up this job. We know it pretty well that we have got far more lucrative avenues and we deem teaching to be amongst inferior jobs, but still we complain.
The Indian Constitution give us the electoral right but how many of us exercise it???? Now please dont say that there arent any politicians worthy of our vote. One might be bad and the other might be worse, but still its better to have the bad one than the worse; why complain later.
We all might have highly spoken of or written some really heavy essays on subjects like helping the elder, the blind, the retarded etc etc but how many of us actually do this in reality. I must say hardly any. We feel ashamed , embarrassed and awkward to do so, especially if someone of our age also is not helping that person. This mentality of ours is not just highly weird but it is ridiculous as well. When a cricketer is in the best phase of his career we imitate and appreciate the endorsements he does, we give him great respect; but when the same cricketer gets out of form we curse him for endorsing products rather than playing and we even burn effigies of the same person whom we looked upon as our idol some time back.Isnt this mentality of ours weird????
India has since the ancient times been the motherland of superstitions. Most of us, which includes certain scientists as well still believe in superstitions even when it is proven beyond doubt that superstitions have hardly any scientific relevance. We even have such weird and crazy people who spell Crazy as 'Krazy' just because someone suggested that the alphabet 'K' is lucky for him.
India, in my opinion, still needs to go a long way before it starts shining in its true glory. We have got to be less weird . Weirdness is something that is obviously cool and appreciable but it comes only after sensibility and responsibility.

A special note for the ladies....

2008-07-09T03:11:00.000-07:00

Oscar Wilde says: " A mans face is his autobiography . A womans face is her work of fiction" -so ladies please refrain from autobiographies.....

The story so far - An attempt to autobiographise.......

2008-07-08T02:03:00.000-07:00

DATE: 19/09/1989
LOCATION: The Council for promotion of Utopian Proximity for Bipedal Lifeforms , Heaven

Weary of the ungrateful world, the Heavenly Gods realized that the demands put forth by the senators of the council for saving the earthlings from the hands of infernal demons was highly justified. Based on calculations using advanced calculus methods ( which were however flicked from the earthlings ......) it was estimated that a highly magnanimous smart intelligent person instilled with goodness and affection needs to be sent to the earth to nullify the effect of these demonizing powers.

DATE; 20/09/1989
Location: The blissful gates of heaven
eeks....the search for a person with above mentioned qualities was on when i supposedly bumped into one of 'em searching for ' The One'.....and subsequently off i was on an expedition wondering what words like magnanimous smart etc meant.... [:P]

Same day, Location : 8° 29' N, 76° 59 E., planet : Earth
Wow welcome to Planet Earth......im now existant.....

a few days later.....
yeah...i finally got an identity of my own ......im now Saurabh Kumar

20/09/1993
I turn four.....(ps:- i had also turned one, two and three formerly.....)
my parent realize that ive gotta be 'literate' or atleast 'educated'.......so th a few years from now I can proudly say....' i was born intelligent but education ruined me....!!!'
Whatever it be I entered Sarvodaya Vidyalaya...pristinely situated in the lush green Bethany Hill it boasted of being the second home for the ones who joined it.....anyways i didnt feel any better than an alien over there.......
Totally unfamiliar with Malayalam I was speechless....i just kept wondering of the Greek Latin element in the language........About five years from then I finally did pick up the Malayalam lingo... didnt have any other choice ....Malayalam was a compulsory subject in the school and i couldn't endlessly flunk for it.... [:P]
**/03/2005
Okies now I'm in tenth and in the phase of getting de-Malayalamised......well not my fault.....Malayalam was not a compulsory subject after 8th grade.......With board exams round the corner and everyone slogging, i thought not to sound unique n kinda slogged.....the end result wz good, pitching up with a mid-90 percentage.....
and ya by then i was out with my first one-liner which went: " It happens in life and when it happens it just happens"........which so happened to be my first piece of crap beside the nonsense which we all used to add in our history papers to increase the length and subsequently marks for our essays....

2006-07:
The most chillaxed moments of my life.....
11th n 12th grade were the most glorious moments of my life....bunking classes, paperballing , pj-ing, orkutting, kathi-adifying wid SL, sleeping in saramma ma'ams class, impressing jk with all that Irodov-Halliday talk, bmat sit-downs ( the getting raped moments....), the 'skoolie' job ( of which I cant evr forget the 'highly sucessful'[sarcasm intended]caption contest we started...), cook for my wife moments( okies only jeev, nj , dan , n neeta know of it though....), the SQ ( which included an attempt to murder manager moment , and me chacka pachu n steam trying to project sumthing on the screen using our screwed up school comp.....the comp wasnt evn shock proof), the chem labs where all one needed to do wuz ask Prem or Arathy(the person who has been by classmate since 1st standard....) or Sreeja wut salt it was.... (obv. wen PK wasnt arnd.....), Warcraft, AOE, AOM, Vice city , And the tycoon series ( zoo, roller coaster n rail road) too dominated my life......

....time just flied by n I soon realized that now it was time 2 bid farewell to the Sarvodaya family......the place that has contributed so much in the making of very me......The candle lighting ceremony (aka the torch passing ceremony....) was one damn senti- moment...wid most of them opting to cry or sound n seem senti-, I being no exception as usual...
Then came the real challenging moment- the boards , IIT, AIEEE , Kerala entrance .....whoa it all seemed terrible....it all started with board pracs......it wasnt much an headache as we all had a before hand idea what salts and expt are gonna b there for the exam......and aslo thanks to the choice system in the ISC board , even board exams weren't too much a strain......and the end result was glorious wid score in mid-90's yet again. IIT-JEE wasnt an easy call....stupendous silly mistakes, multiple answer matrix matches made it all the more screwing.....in the end managed a not-at-all useful rank in 3600 range.......
AIEEE was something eventful......i bubbled the roll no. wrongly in my omr sheet.....(which obv couldn't be erased as it was in ink...) however after some 10 minutes of conv. with examiner she asked me to continue with the examination and said that this thing could be sorted up in the end......well in the end was an alls-wells climax and I ended up joining NITK Surathkal.(which i never knew was in Karnataka...).....
Well how can I forget to mention the CCB Counselling.......I had made up my mind to join NITC Tronix.... but just fun sake I thought of opting for NITK as my first priority and to my surprise i got NITK CS.....that was one stupid mistake which i would never repent for......or rather i must say:- wise decision in the end....... :)
Well now it was time to say goodbye to Kerala....eeks the JASS group....( Jeffrey Arun Subin Saurabh)was splitting....those were the closest pals ive evr had....n now we were on the verge of getting geographically separated....Jeff was joinin NITC, Arun CET and Subin Model......anyways JASS reunions still keeps the spirit going......wid Jeff turning Bot crazy, Subin Gibson crazy and Arun so-called 'sister' crazy.....
July 2007
Finally I realized that Surathkal was in mangalore and not Gujrat.....wow what a sigh of relief....The first journey to Surathkal was amazing.......the jerky highway, The industrial belt , the port etc etc.....finally I reached NITK and the place actually seemed good.....the room allotment was done and I was to be in room #19, Block 2.....
a bit more on room #19:
I used to be an official conference room till some mechies converted it into a sloggers haven.....due to which i had to become an unofficial member of room # 26......(the official ones being Rohit, vikas n Khalid....ppl remember the videos we've made in that room- esp. Bharat darshan and mechanical ma'am waala........)..we've had conversations ranging from party ditching to tamil nadu politics , indian educational system to pedophilic allegations, etc etc..... it also proudly homed the pics of priyanka chopra, aish n vidya balan....( courtesy me.....deepika n angelina were however missing due to non -availability of their pics.....)
neways college portrayed a greater sense of freedom....no block timing restriction + pvt beach + hell lotta events+ the gb (both, the other one being garuda) kept ppl busy ......
one thing which i, as well as anyone else has to admit is....comp is indeed one of the coolest branch....with everyone opting for mass bunks, test postponements, class cancellations etc...( 'cept a very few of 'em....).....
night outs in college are fun: These are the events generally performed to watch 3 movies at a stretch....Me and Rohit made an attempt at academic night out on the eve of tronix test....which ofcourse has to start with the traditional vada-pav bread omlette from the nc....n then seeing the size of the book we both thought 1 am would be an auspicious time to start.....this process of hunting for auspicious moments went on till 3 am.....with nothing except vague conversations on the subject 'love' taking place....at 3 we finally decided to study ...this went on till 3.15 when rohit thought he felt the need of watching a movie.....so off he went for a movie, I slogged till 3:30 after which evn i thought its better to sleep.....

The first year seems to have flied by leaving behind certain undiminished glorious moments....

10 weirds things you can do this vacation

2008-06-19T22:58:00.000-07:00

1. Have a girlfriend... :P
2. Start fishing in ur neighbours (!!!)water tank. Its as simple as this: Put a few fishes into the tank. Fish them out, again put bak into the tank....if ne fish dies in the process put another one in. Keep doing this till you have suff. no of dead fishes for your dinner( this idea wuz suggested by mufeed, guess hes catching on sme weirdnes...)

3. Memorize the directory. Read the prev. post for explanations.

4. Think of 'World Peace'
5. Jump into a well....n just in cse u don't noe how to swim, learn swimming b4 jumping...
6. Head banging to Himesh's songs....or rather banging your head against wall... :)
7. Play 'Roadrash' on a c2d 3 gb ram Geforce GTX 200 comp...
8. Shut up n sleep.....y bother the world arnd u...
9. Calculate the value of gravity by jumping from the 10th floor of a building....( in case u want a more precise answer jump from the 20th floor) ..just in case u forgot the formulae: ht= .5*g*t^2
10. Write a blog...!!!

Weirdos guide to the Galaxy : the non-hitchhiking approach

2008-06-19T22:53:00.000-07:00

Finite I'm-probability Drive : The baap of Infinite Improbability Drive

The Hitckhikers approach:
he Infinite Improbability Drive is a fictional faster-than-light drive in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series of books. The most prominent usage of the drive is in the starship Heart of Gold. It is based on a particular perception of quantum theory: a subatomic particle is most likely to be in a particular place, such as near the nucleus of an atom, but there is also a small probability of it being found very far from its point of origin (for example close to a distant star). Thus, a body could travel from place to place without passing through the intervening space (or hyperspace, for that matter), if you had sufficient control of probability. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end
up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly.

Weirdos Approach:
Since there is a probabilty that an Infinite Improbabilty Drive exists there is an equal probabilty that it doesnt. The improbabilty of an Infinite Improbabilty Drive paves way for the existance of an Infinite Probability Drive and a Finite Improbability Drive. Due to a possible scarcity of infinite probabilty on universe (this scarcity is however finitely probable....) the Infinite Probability Drive is ruled out. Speaking of the Finite Improbability Drive - Its infinite times safer and more probable than the Infinite Improbabilty drive.It is also based on a particular perception of quantum theory: a subatomic particle is most likely to be in a particular place, such as near the nucleus of an atom, but there is also a small probability of it being found at a point finitely close to the point of origin ( which can either be the neighbouring planet or well ur favourite restuarant....)Thus, a body could travel from place to place without passing through the intervening space.You might need infinite need infinite sub-atomic particles for the same though....further this drive is accelarated by language weirdness gradient...hence if it is assumed that earthly languages are far less weird than alien languages you can acheive massive accelaration levels.
Now this has got certain obvious advantages ovr the infinite improbability drive which are listed below:
1. Wow its probable that u mite land up in your fav. restaurant...!!!
2. Its mre probable with this that you reach your destination and it saves time as well based on your luck probability factor. Also you mite very well give up the idea of going to the desired destination thereby saving evn more time.
3. Its far less embarrassing. I mean you mite very well be dressed up as an Eskimo while landing onto a desert in case of inf. improbability drive.
4. You feel lesser 'alien'ated....
5. It gives you sufficient time and opportunity to learn alien languages
6. Since it travels at speed lesser than the speed of light you can well escape getting dwarfed or shortened to un-imaginary levels.
7. weirdos are far more professional than the hitchhikers so trust 'the professional' ones.

42

The Hitchhikers guide say:
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything has a numeric solution in Douglas Adams' series The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is 42. In the story, a "simple answer" to The Ultimate Question is requested from the computer Deep Thought, specially built for this purpose. It takes Deep Thought 7½ million years to compute and check the answer, which turns out to be 42. Unfortunately, The Ultimate Question itself is unknown, suggesting on an allegorical level that it is more important to ask the right questions than to seek definite answers.

and the Weirdos say:
The answer should be 61.
Reasons:
1. My roll no is 61.
2. Since the answer to such a question cannot be sweet , 61, the reciprocal of the 'sweet 16' figure seems the most appropriate
3. 61 is prime, and since this question is of 'prime'ary importance 61 fits in well.
4. 61 is as arbit as 42!!!!

ps- Even though weirdos hate hitchhiking it is highly recommended that you spend your time memorizing the directory so that you have greater chances of survival when thrown into empty space.

Ode on the death of a cockroch in the mess food.....

2008-06-12T22:48:00.000-07:00

Thy came, Thy saw , Thy thought
What was inside that earthen pot
Thy trod upon it with pace
To give it a nice little gaze

Was it coloured water or was it dal u wondered
Without givin an afterthought you blundered
One big leap into the pool
Oh heavens! it wasnt that cool

Obnoxious , mirky , filthy or nauseating
I dunno wut the poor cockroach was feeling
I just wished the cockroach had one more life
So that it understood on what filth we thrive

Oh Almighty I prayer to thee
Brighten its future to be...
I ardently wish that in your nxt life
U get pizzas, paranthas, whisky n slice

I know how badly you fell from grace
To die in the mess food is such a sad disgrace
I just wish i had tasted u once
u must hve been tastier than the mess food by tonnes..................

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~RIP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Weirdness unwired...........

2008-05-16T06:18:00.001-07:00

Disclaimer- Just in case....[:)]
All the stuff posted in this blog is a 'pure' piece of shit. It has no relation whatsoever with any biotic or abiotic stuff living, dead or semiconscious. Any correlation would be highly coincidental or in certain (!!!!!) cases intentional. In either case it must be assured by the reader before proceeding that the physical form of the author would not be tampered with. However in case of dire desperation all that you need to do is make your make your right hand parallel to your right cheek (or vice versa) maintaining atleast a foots distance. Then move your hand strongly n briskly in the direction of your cheek. Keep moving it until it performs an inelastic collision with your cheek. Repeat the process until you feel happy. Now again repeat the process until you obtain concordant levels of happiness. in such a state you as well as the author (thats me ...)would feel delighted.........
ps: the stuff written in this blog might seem to be less funny than what it is supposed to be or the other way round.......wathever it be watch out....have a safe journey.....

Intro-duct-ion
Being weird is just being strange, obscure and having a non-conventional thinking ability. Some people might regard it to be a exceptional violation to the natural laws of human antics but i am strongly of the opinion that being weird is actually an inborn ability. Its a skill and not a defect.....it is just a form of art which we must enjoy and appreciate.Frankly speaking we are all weird.... its only that we all differ in our weirdness levels...so just to categorize people according to their weirdness a factor known as the 'weirdness factor' has been devised. It can be mathematically represented as
wf = [e*(c^2)*(iq^3)]/s
where :
e= eccentricity
c= craziness of that person
iq = I Q level of that person
s = sanity of that persons mind
and a special mention for outdated processors.....if you are high on wf you are weird....!!!

Being weird is different from being stupid....being weird requires brains while being stupid doesnt....what about being stupidly weird or weirdly stupid.......even i dont know......!!!!!!In short, Weirdness is The Factor (wtf!!!) that makes the difference.......

Principles of Flirting - A weird approach
Is flirting weird???? Well I actually dunno .....neways weird people can flirt as well...
It might seem that weird poeple n flirting might not go hand in hand.........but then it can actually work wonders for them.......
these example would totally justify the same:
A weird person appreciating the beauty of a girl: The reciprocal of your ugliness factor, which is given by the sum of partial derivative of your face form factor with respect to your smile, your cheeks n sweetness, is miraculously high dear.......
Yet another person might go sumthing like: the distortion produced by your matter waves in the space-time continuum are in perfect harmony with those of Aphrodite :) So being governed by the principle of similar-correlations i must say that you are equally distorted as Aphrodite......(plz dont ask me wut dat wuz supposed to mean........i have no freaking idea :)
Saying 'i love you' is as simple as this 4 them : I think we are thermodynamically similar. So lets just apply the zeroth law of thermodynamics amongst us: i love chocolates n you love chocolates. so basically A loves B.......!!!!

The 'ASCII' Character Set
Well u mite be really wondering why da fish am i writing such nerdy stuff in my blog.....make no mistake....im just speaking of those 71 special characters who fall under the class 07 CO XX.....

PS: Girls have been spared to preserve my gentleman-like traits:-)
All ''ASCII"ians ( A Special Category of Insane Intellects ) please note: no offence meant

Starting with someone who is ever conspicuous by his absence :
AJAY: Amul hai Jeevan Attendance ka hai Yearn

AKOK : A Kick Or Kiss ( depending on whther u r a guy or a girl)

ANIRUDH : AN Insane RUstic Disastrous Homicide (kills one by his speech though)

ANIL : Attendance =NIL

ANUJ: A Nice Underaged Juvenile

ASHMIT: ASH Maaro unlimITed

CRAIG : Crazy Ignoramus Genius

CHINMAY: CHarming INtelligent MAchiavellian Yeti

GAURAV : Great and Amazing, Updates u wid ur Results , Addicted to VOICE
MADHUR: Maiden 'A'CDC Deeppurple Hoobastank U2 ,its all Rocking

MANOJ : MANoranjan ki hai jise Obvious Jaroorat

DHRUVIN : Destined to Humble Roads Unveiling Vintage Iit's and not Nit's

PARAS: PARadise = Alcohol + Shhhh.....!!!

ROHIT : ROam roam main Hai Iske -'Tashan'

ROHAN: RObot(ic)s Haunting All Night

PRAKHAR : PRogramming , Aaram, KHaana Aur Royalstag......

VINAY : VlsI and Not Algorithms r 4 You (in short dude have fun in tronix....)

RAVI (prakash pandey ): Righteously Acclaimed Voice of India

ANKIT : (hope there's no )ANother Kind of IT!!!! (just kidding....)

On request by the dudette of our class(!!!):

LEENA: a Living Entertainer and Enthusiast , wid trademarked Naughty Antics

MADHURA: MAD HUmorous Restless Ape-like bipedal lifeform (dat just means an earthling...)

i hope ye sab padke atleast mayank to bhag gaya hoga............

jo nahin bhage woh sab chiranjeevi hai......

khair umeed karta hun sab harshit hai......santosh se bhare hue hain.....

Dance of Death 'in da club'....

Let me tell you a story to chill the bones
About a thing that I experienced
One night wandering in da club
I'd one peg but no more

I was dancing, enjoing the vodkan delight
Gazing up at the stars
Not aware of such a huge bill
I was taken for a shock

Feeling scared and I fell to my knees
Trying to gather all 50 cents with me
They took me to an unholy kitchen
And that is where I fell from grace

Then they summoned me to wash all the glasses
To the dance of the dead
Into the kitchen of disgust I followed them
Into the middle I was led

And I felt I was in an inferno
And my spirit was lifted from me
And if only someone had the chance
To witness what happening to me

And I washed and I drank and I sang with them
All had a peg in their hands
Lifeless figures they were undead all of them
They had ascended from Hell

As I danced with the dead
My free spirit was laughing and howling down at me
It was my birthday today
And I was dancing with the dead

By luck then it all got back to me
And took the attention away from me
When they took their gaze from me
Was the moment that I fled

I ran like hell faster than the wind
To get myself rid of the bill 'in da club'
I darted off my car in a flash
And came back with a big fat hand

I had it all to pay the bill
save a 50 cent n they said:
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, homie
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a f***
cause it's not your birthday!

i tried so hard n got so far
but In the end evn i dont got it a f***