Ever since the 5th sem started I was wondering what the hell happened to me. Was it the Goriya effect, was it the ASS syndrome or was it just the lack of sufficient sunlight. Finally I realised it was just the Guru-Shishya knowledge transmission process. I must say I'm a nice disciple learning every virtue being taught by my Guru.
Guru: Some arbit Qn.
Shishya: Sir, It depends on the platform
Guru: How can it depend on the platform, there is just one platform in the class,the wooden platform.
Shishya: ????? @#$%^& !!!!!!!
Guru's Moral of the day story- Nilu, lalu,Pilu and me were chuddi buddies. One day pilu calls me home for dinner. I get surprised to see Pilus wife being almost triple the size of Pilu. Embarassed to ask then I ask him the next day about it. Pilu replies 'Keep the problem small'...!!!!
Guru: another arbit qn
Shishya: It depends.. (realises what he just said)
Guru(yet again) :How can it depend.We already celebrated Independence day on August 15th, next celebration is 26th of January, very very far away...
Guru (asking on of his arbit qns to a poor soul): Sumthing
Shishya: Sumthing
Guru:Answer to the point. You do not say there was a big cat, and a little cat, and then her aunt had a wall, and she made a hole on the wall, a big hole and a little hole, and the big cat went in the big hole and the little cat went in the little hole, and then her mother's grandmother said to her aunt..."
Some lessons learnt:
Guru's qn: Which is the best search technique??
Shishya: www.google.com
Guru's Qn:How does a mouse driver work?
Shisya: Left click and right click
Finally my classical one: Why is Guru a bad player??
A: We all gave him Yellow Cards( The course registration form)
Yeh toh lousy hai lousy faltoo..!!!!
