Being in comps doesn't really imply a carefree life. We have to find some worthwhile ways to beat the joblessness which haunts us from time to time. Being Gori's wingmate and sitting next to Arjun in the OS class proved fruitful atlast. I finally found the answer to "joblessness, boredom and procrastination " , its not 42 or any other random number, its the holy art of 'PJ'ing(aka Pee-Jay).Thanks to me many people remained awake in the class today. Here are a few classical ones by me in todays OS class:
Q. When is a person most decent?
A. After a shower as all the scent he has put goes off and he becomes "de-scent"ed
Q. Which is the worst modem company?
A. D-Link ( as its de-links all the connections)
Q Why do surgeons like Windows?
A. Since it is a nice "operating" System
Q. A mouse and a fox were in a Jungle, when fire broke out. Who has a better chance to stand the fire?
A. Mouse, since it is a 'hard'ware and Fire'fox' is a 'soft'ware
Q. The mouse and fox find a pond near by, and they jump into the pond. None of them knows how to swim. Yet the intelligent fox survives. How?
A. (If you are a compscian-)It set the overflow flag and hence escaped.
(else) it could surf
